CHARNEY HALL Tilak Paul (1967-1971) Reflections Part II

 

Tilak Paul Charney Hall 1967-1971 Reflections Part II and Comments on Previous Reflections

 

I am not sure what the etiquette and form is of posting a comment on ones own piece supported by Sven and Keith’s input but I have realised that whilst it took only about 45 mins or so to write the previous Reflections Postunfortunately due to laziness and procrastination and other chores and duties on my part it, took me nearly 4 years to list the subjects that I wanted to write a piece about, and after all that I have still forgotten to add so many other memories and anecdotes which have come to my mind since so I trust all Old Boys of Charney Hall “CH” will forgive me this additional Tilak Paul Reflections  Part II, final “belt and braces” job Post. I tried to add this piece to the Blog Post uploaded by Keith previously but the System only allows just short of 5000 characters per comment.

 

Thank you Keith

 

I must start with off big Kudos and Thanks to Keith once again for taking on this “poisoned chalice” and commencing and managing and administering the Blog and I am sure he will never know how much CH Old Boys wherever they are in the world so look forward with eager anticipation and interest to each of his new Posts and the happiness and memories it brings to all of us. Without Keith’s additional pictures and comments and additions and historical links and photo enhancement skills my previous “Reflections “ would be quite ordinary. 

 

Thank you Sven  

 

Again big Thanks to Sven for his documents and memorabilia input. I am still flabbergasted with Sven’s Timetable which has brought so many memories for me and also reminded me of how the hours and minutes and days of CH daily and weekly life were filled. Also thank you to John whose new name is the “Alan Turing of Charney Hall” for having worked out that when Sven put 15.8  at the bottom of the Time Table he meant 8.15pm for “Lights Out” in the Dormitories . I was completely stumped and baffled until John came up with the Solution! Perhaps that is how they do things in Norway

 

Thank you John and Andrew

 

Also big Thanks to John and Andrew for their comments. We all look forward to John’s memories after they have been submitted to Keith for uploading to the Blog. I very much enjoyed reading Andrew’s memories in his comments. As ever Andrew was modest as regards his membership of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Move over Jay-Z, Tupac, Snoop and Eminem our Andrew Holmes-Higgins was laying down the tracks years before you!

 

Charney Hall Roof and Gutter Game

 

Apart from the Charney Wall Game mentioned in my previous post David Vigodny in his post in the Cumbrian War Memorial Blog, and using his words, mentions the following To the north of the main house was a small quadrangle - between the new and old buildings, where we used to play at break time throwing a tennis ball onto the roof valley and catching it as it came down again maybe ricocheting off the protruding gutter.

 

Table Tennis Table in the Memorial Hall

 

I completely forgot to mention the Table Tennis Table in the Memorial Hall where I first learnt to play Table Tennis and the subtle art of spinning and smashing a table tennis ball and holding the bat in the orthodox method or the Chinese / Oriental hold method.



Stage in Memorial Hall


From memory there was a temporary stage system with steps put up so that such School performances such as Plays could be undertaken. I cannot recall how this was set up and whether Charlie and Herbert did the “donkey work” in arranging this and where this was kept when not in use. 

 

Wooden Snooker Scoreboard Counter on Memorial Hall Wall

 

CH Old Boys will remember the Wooden Snooker Scoreboard Counter on the Memorial Hall wall. There was no need for an App on an ipad or iphone or digital Snooker Scoreboard in those days.

 

Mr Cockshott’s Tennis Scoring Tablet 

 

H.F.C.Cockshott was this Old Boy’s English Teacher at CH. He had arrived at CH after the closure of The Craig School in Windermere with other CH Old Boys like Richard Harris, John Mathers and John Lyons. Mr Cockshott (‘Cakey Cockshott’) had amazing DIY Skills including a Train Set at home and developed and made a Wooden Tennis Scoring Tablet about the size of a large ipad with circular dials and numerals so Tennis Scores could be remembered.

Mr Cockshott
 

Castor Oil / Cod Liver Oil

 

On a wall in the middle of the CH Dining Room was a cabinet with individual tins where I remember certain boys on the instructions of their Parents were administered either Castor Oil or Cod Liver Oil under a weekly rota system. The faces of the Boys after they had received the spoonful of the said Oil made me glad that my Parents had not instructed that I also receive the same. Perhaps a CH Old Boy can confirm whether it was Castor Oil or Cod Liver Oil*.

 

Sepia Toned Individual Pictures of Old Boys on the CH Dining Room Wall




Generations of CH Old Boys and I will always recall standing out the saintly and slicked back hair picture of a certain A.B.McCullagh on the CH Dining Room Wall with others. Where O where have all these pictures gone. Sadly I assume they have been disposed of with the School Records and School Flag and Scholarship Wooden Boards in the Memorial Hall. 

 

A B K McCullagh 

 

A B K McCullagh
I liked all the Teachers at CH though for some reason I had a certain affection for A.B.K McCullaghwho we used to call “Mr Mac”. The Boys always had interesting conversations with him as regards Politics and Current Affairs and Railways usually during the Walks despite his portly frame and undertaken with his Walking Stick.  We used to love baiting irritating and annoying him so that his face would suddenly turn red with rage and he would start shouting and gesticulating and then he would suddenly calm down with a jovial smile. I believe he had his own Study in the upper floor of the Lodge and I recall a black and white picture of Mr McCullagh’s Father on his Desk in this Study.

 

Picture of Myself next to Railings with a View of the Tide Out Behind

 

I have to apologise to all CH Old Boys viewing this picture in my previous Reflections Post as it appears I am trying to win a “Gurning Competition. As a lot of CH Old Boys would have realised my Father who took the picture asked me to smile and I made a bad job of it. It’s a good thing “the wind did not change” otherwise I would have been permanently afflicted!    

 

Fathers’s Cricket Match V 1st XI


 

Whilst sadly I was not chosen to play in the 1st XI that day against the Father Cricket XI I have wonderful memories of watching my Father bowl and bat possibly 30 years after the last time he had previously done either. 

 

Hampsfell Annual Race and Throwing the Cricket Ball the Furthest Competition

 

Mention has already been made of the HampsfellAnnual Race in a previous Post where we all ran from the Stone Wall on Hampsfell back to the School with our places from the Wall set by our ages and forms. As regards the Throwing the Cricket Ball the Furthest Competition my endeavours in this regards resulted in me having a strain to my arm for several weeks which required me to throw in a weakened state to the stumps with a bowling action rather than a proper throw until my arm had recovered.  

 

Final Comment and Thought

 

This particular CH Old Boy would like to thank all his Masters, Mistresses and Matrons at CH for being surrogate Fathers and Mothers to all CH Old Boys and me and although I may not have agreed or liked their actions and punishments and rulings to him at that time he has come to realise in later life how apt and true and helpful they were in his Career and giving him his Independence and in dealing and supervising others and being in charge and leading groups and organisations and facing the “trials and tribulations of life” which has stood him in good stead. The fact that we CH Old Boys can go through life with a little swagger without arrogance and this may be viewed as good or bad thing and not be intimidated or fear anyone or anything is perhaps a testament to our Masters and our years being a Charney Hall Old Boy. Some wit** commented recently that having undergone years at a Prep School the past Covid Lockdown was an absolute doodle and one may have to agree with him! 

 

Greetings to Everyone Once Again.

 

Tilak


*KS Comment 


It was Malt Extract. I loved it and thought that it was delicious. It was my way of obtaining a daily dose of ‘sugar’ to supplement the meagre ration of 7 sweets on Sundays which had to last the whole week.

Obtainable from Health Food Shops sometimes blended with cod liver oil, the recommended dose was 1 tablespoonful every day which either Matron or Barbara Duncan strictly supervised. The ‘sell’ was that it was full of vitamins, was a sugar substitute and that it was ‘a valuable food supplement in the early C20 for the Working Classes…’

In America I have discovered that it was a by-product of the days of Prohibition when it became critical to find work for the employees in the brewing industry - Amazing!


Many, many years later, in a casual dalliance in the office, my mind must have wandered back through the mists of time to Charney Hall (in one of my reports I appear to have lapsed in a similar way on a regular basis). A jar of Malt Extract appeared before my eyes so straightway, at lunch time, I beetled down to Holland and Barrett and invested…. 


Available in several shades - light brown, mid brown and dark brown..

What an afternoon - I couldn’t stop spooning it down. They advise a tablespoon… I must have slurped at least 5 or 6 or maybe more - who cares! The bell sounded at 5.30pm - time to go home - I stumbled out of the Blue Corner - the ropes weren’t there to catch me - I was definitely on a trip, even hyperglycemic…it was the last jar of Malt Extract that I ever bought - that stuff is dangerous!


…and meanwhile in the States…

**KS Comment


That t wit was me….but I can’t take credit for coining the phrase - saw it in the Sunday Times during the Covid Lockdown and thought it rang true. At the time I was fighting cabin fever because we couldn’t even venture out into our own gardens! 😂😂











Comments

I have a few things to add to all these wonderful reminiscences:

The Stage was stored in a cellar below the main Schoolroom, a dark and dusty underworld which as I recall also held a mechanical shoe-polishing machine. The long wooden suports and planks would be passed in and out through some very small windows that were almost at ground level looking out over the drive. On at least one occasion I helped Charlie and Herbert move them back into the cellar through the windows.

I remember Mr Cockshott very well, and his aromatic pipe tobacco. His woodworking skills included the "CAT" which was a rolling cart in the Lodge Art Room that had compartments to store every kind of art paraphernalia you can think of. There was even a painted cartoon cat on the side. I recall it was salvaged from The Craig when it closed and the letters represented Craig Art Trolley, and he was very proud of it. I also remember he had the largest hands I had ever seen on a human being, for what that's worth.

Cod Liver Oil - in my experience it was jars of "Radio Malt", a treacly concoction which I actually rather enjoyed. It was supposedly given to those of us who were deemed underweight, but I don't know whether it actually worked or not.

Mr McCullagh. I remember him well and his rather lurid War stories about being posted in Southeast Asia. A few years after Charney Hall closed, I was visiting the Ravenglass and Eskdale railway and was surprised to find him working there as a Stationmaster. Sadly I think he died a couple of years afterwards.

And yes to echo Tilak's thoughts, I look back very fondly on my Charney days as among the happiest of my life, though I didn't know it at the time!
Tilak Paul said…
Amazing memories and recollections once again from Andrew as regards Mr Cockshott and the Temporary Stage and the forgotten Cellar Area. Once Charney Hall Old Boys "get the bit between our teeth" there appears to be no holding back or end of the memories which come to mind! We used to call Mr Cockshott "Cakey Cockshott" for some unknown reason. I remember the "CAT" Rolling Cart now . Thank you so much for bringing all these memories back Andrew. Also the size of Mr Cockshott's hands and fingers! A clip around the ear or head from these large hands was not very welcome! Again thank you to Keith for sourcing the picture of Mr Cockshott.

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